why i'm not in miss singapore universe

Q1 Why did you join Miss Singapore Universe?

because i'm sick of seeing a) girls who cannot make it b) girls who kena langgar lorry (twice) c) girls who resemble lolliops/ stick insects/ other phallic symbols. i am none of these things, thank you.

Q2 What is your best physical feature?

hmm where do i start... i'm the whole package baybee. face of an angel with a body (almost) built for sin. wahaha.

Q3 What is your main appeal?

i'm humble.

Q4 What's a typical day in your life like?

there are no typical days, dahling. i hate routine. whining and bitching about work is an every day ritual though. don't get me started on how working life sucks here. but if i must: wake up, contemplate going to the gym, pack gym stuff, go to work, contemplate about going to the gym, decide not to go, decide to go, decide not to go, leave office, walk halfway to the gym, go to the gym/ catch a bus home depending on how can't be bothered i feel, do my thang, go home.

Q5 What's one phrase you can't stop using?

i say 'ok' and 'hmm' a lot. but those can hardly be called phrases right... 'i dunno'.

Q6 Tell us one thing about you that people are always surprised to learn about.

hmm i dunno. they're usually surprised to learn that i'm a closet artist. well, new people. old friends know that i am. don't practice much nowadays though, so maybe that's why it's a surprise. did i mention i'm a grassroots leader too? haha.

Q7 If you could have one superhero ability, what would it be?

i wanna be invisible. so i can turn spy or go assasinate/ saboh people i don't like.

Q8 To you, who embodies the perfect woman and why?

there is no such thing as a perfect woman, or man. we can only aim for excellence, perfection is god's business. a woman of excellence would be... hmm. every single woman out there who juggles work, family and a neanderthal, and looks good doing it.

Q9 What is the biggest problem facing the Singapore society today?

we don't use our voices to speak up against injustices towards us. we put up with bullshit because we're too afraid to lose whatever little we already have. always remember that if you give an inch, they will take a mile. we need to fight for our rights.

Q10 What would you most like to be remembered for?

i'd like to be remembered for being a strong person who holds on to her principles and beliefs no matter the cost. oh oh i'd like to be remembered for my wicked sense of humour and witticisms too.

Q11 How do you cope with wolf-whistles on the street?

i don't get wolf whistles. thanks for bruising my ego, thanks ah. do lust-filled stares count? wahaha.

Q12 If you could recommend a TV show to anyone, what would it be and why?

i would recommend the shows on the discovery channels. documentaries, if you like. at least you're learning something and your brain isn't getting turned to mush.

Q13 What is the best advice someone has ever given you?

doing your best is not enough, sometimes you have to do what is required.- courtesy of yours truly. swiped off some site.

Q14 What do you look for in a career and why?

job satisfaction is key. if i'm not enjoying my work then it's going to be tough indeed. also, i have to do something that benefits people and is not profit driven. i think consumerism is rotting away all our morals and values and i do not want to contribute to that.

Q15 Any personal life mission(s)?

get married and get laid. in that order.