part deux- bloopers

first in the series cos they're easy to remember and funny as hell.

my uncle in attempting to do his good deed for the day, made a faux pas instead. he saw kavi parking in the handicapped lot downstairs, so he assumed she was just visiting for a while. after some time, some people started to pester him to let her know that she mite get fined if she doesn't move her car to the multi-storey carpark. so of course he went upstairs looking for her. he was like, eh, the car downstairs is yours right? maybe u should move it to the multi-storey carpark in case they saman u. kavi's like... uh it's ok i have a handicapped sticker. uncle: oh... ok then. after which he promptly went downstairs and started noisily blaming everyone for not seeing the sticker on the windshield.

in another incident, my dadi, parents and a few aunts and uncles saw some people walking around the block looking lost and carrying dulangs. they assumed that it was his side and they didn't know how to get to our place, so they enthusiastically waved them over and greeted them. only to find out that there was in fact another engagement going on and they were looking for the guy's side. in a different block. apparently my dad had even salam-ed some of the guys already. lol.

so, zub was my photog and buyin was the artistic director. we were taking pics and stuff before faisal's side came, so all his gifts were on the bed beside me. there was this one particular dulang with a basket made of bread and filled with curry puffs. it was quite tall and had a slim arching handle and all. very pretty! this basket was kinda in the way so zub attempted to move it without knowing that it was made of real bread. u know what happened lah. handle broke! buyin and i were the only witnesses cos everyone else in the room had their eyes on me (naturally. wahaha). zub froze and i was like, OMFG!! my little cousin hajar happened to be in the room at the time so she became the scapegoat for a bit... when in actual fact she was busy at the other end of the bed doing some other damage to my ladybugs on another dulang. wahaha. terror sey.

chaos ensued, with makciks panicking and attempting to fix the basket with tape. it looked attached, but just that it was broken and any movement will make the piece fall off lah. sticking attempts by a few kecoh people proved to be futile, so i was like, u know wat, forget it, it still looks whole, and will probably crumble if we keep touching. we can stick it later if it completely falls off when his side carries it. everyone was like, oh ok... and there was peace once again in the shire.

of course, i had a bridezilla moment. would u expect any less? wahaha. so right, i was sitting in the room and waiting for the engagement to get underway, when i felt a breeze near my ear. my veil wasn't secured properly and one side was lopsided. i was like, help help, someone fix my veil. i couldn't move to look at the mirror behind me cos i couldn't stand and i would probably make the veil worse. no one helped me lor! i ended up demanding for my mum (cos she knows how to fix these things) and throwing a bit of a hissy fit. lol. of cos she came to the rescue. eventually. candida and yaya and all were like... oh oh she's getting pissed off and whiny...

last but not least, faisal, his bros and his cousin came over at nite. the plan was to take couple shots and stuff. in all the excitement, guess what? forgot to take pics with his bros and cousin lor!!! i was like, argh!! so stupid rite? best part is they were sitting outside the entire time we were taking photos inside. wahlau eh. our shoot was quite long sommore. i don't know how it slipped our minds that we hadn't taken with them. sighs. felt so bad about it sey.

that's the end of the engagement bloopers series. next series akan datang!