what's life without a cat

so right, i think hakka is smarter than he lets on. why?

a. always always uses his litter tray no matter how much he's busting for a pee/ poop. well there was once when he did it in my room while i was in europe (out of spite, mebbe) and he peed on my blanket a while back cos i didn't wake up to let him out of the room. other than that, has the best record out of all the cats i've had.

b. knows that i can hear him walking around on my keyboard at night and that it pissed the shite outta me enough to get me out of bed and take him off it. after which he runs meowing to the door to get let out.

btw he's kept in my room at night cos he tends to go fishing in the pond when no one's around.

c. seems to know when i'm stressed/ sad/ sick and will come and cuddle excessively. so cute rite?

d. will be waiting for me at the door when i get back home. will also run and hide when there's someone at the door who's a stranger. don't even need to knock or ring the bell lor, he'll run away when he hears the footsteps. his hearing and sense of smell are pretty good i guess. he just chooses to ignore me when i call him.

e. he's my unreliable alarm clock. i reckon he wakes me up only if he needs food or he wants to get out of the room. other than that he'll only come and meow in my ear if my mum asks him to.